Want to win the coveted title of most annoying emailing co-worker at the office, or any workplace for that matter? It’s not that hard. Simply do the following.
Start off strong with the most lame email name you can muster. Try bad words, sex-based terms, or super cute stuff like pinkglitterqueen@yourcompany.com – not only will you succeed in embarrassing others, but it could just get you canned.
Don’t fill in a subject matter. It’s easy for me to memorize everyone’s emails, sure I remember your email among the other 100s I get. Also, I super enjoy playing the guessing game… Should I open it, not open it, open, not, open…. Ack.
YELL AT ME IN EVERY EMAIL! IT MAKES ME HAPPY!
Drone on and on about your… dog, boyfriend, house payments, deodorant, who you might meet this weekend and more. Why just tell me that you need those case files asap.
Send me adorable pictures of kittens smiling with bubble words coming out of their little kitten mouths. I love those. Double points if you send me religious jokes. Ha ha ha.
Write in a language that clearly only a cling-on would understand. I’m talking about all the LOL, BYYB, TFF, SYONTWSER (huh)? It saves me loads of time when I have no clue on earth what you’re saying.
Email me from the next desk over to hand you something. I know; I think that exercise is sooooo overrated too. LOL.
Shorten every word possible. It makes no sense to type out words or even my name – it’s not like this is a business or something. I always thought my mom should have named me “J”.
Include me in every email forward – especially the ones that don’t concern me one bit.
Do all the above and you’ll win friends, move up faster in the company, and score that coveted title. You can do it!
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